In a stunning revelation that left the BBC reeling, President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine has announced a groundbreaking strategy to extend his term indefinitely. Brace yourselves, folks, because Zelensky has declared that there will be no more elections until the illustrious ‘Great Reset’ agenda takes over the entire planet.

Hold on to your hats, because this plan is a real doozy. Zelensky, whose term was originally set to conclude in 2024, has decided to ride the global wave of transformation until Ukraine joins NATO and the World Economic Forum’s agenda is fulfilled. Can you imagine the excitement?

The Washington Post even caught wind of this bombshell last month when Zelensky candidly expressed his views on the upcoming parliamentary elections. Surprise, surprise, they too will be postponed until the war ends. Zelensky breathlessly explained, “If we have martial law, we cannot have elections.” What a master of stating the obvious!

But hey, let’s not forget the constitutional nuances here. Ruslan Stefanchuk, the Ukrainian parliament’s current speaker, chimed in to clarify the situation. According to him, it’s all quite logical. Ukrainian legislation apparently forbids any elections during martial law. So, naturally, they’ll hold off on democracy until it’s safe and sound. Such wisdom!

Let’s pause for a moment of reflection. Who declared martial law in the first place? Oh, right, Zelensky himself. But don’t worry, folks, he’s just using his newfound powers to ensure stability and security. By banning the main opposition party and nationalizing the media, Zelensky is merely flexing his democratic muscles. How inspiring!

Now, let’s shift our attention across the pond, where some intriguing speculations about America’s future are brewing. Remember those good old days when people thought martial law might be declared during the Obama administration? Or when some folks suspected Trump might pull a Zelensky? Well, hold on to your conspiracy theories because Joe Biden might just be the one to outdo them all!

Yes, indeed, dear readers, it seems Pedo Joe (as his critics so lovingly call him) is not exactly the most popular guy, even within his own party. Some even argue that his election victory was, dare I say, stolen. But fear not, he hasn’t resorted to banning the opposition… yet.

But wait, there’s more! All it takes is one grand false flag incident for the Biden regime to declare martial law and change the game. And with their cunning attempts to curb free speech online, who knows? We might witness a Zelensky-style police state right in the heart of Washington, D.C. How exciting!

Rumor has it that the latest scare tactic involves malaria. Yes, you heard that right, folks. Malaria might just be the trigger for Pandemic 2.0 and an opportunity for the Biden regime to silence all opposition. Oh, the suspense!

So, buckle up, ladies and gentlemen, because President Zelensky has unveiled a groundbreaking strategy that might just reshape the world as we know it. And who knows, maybe Joe Biden will follow suit, ensuring his stay in the White House for eternity. After all, what’s democracy compared to the pursuit of power?

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